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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

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kismessis:

Castiel, 15

Cats-iel!

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sorry:

I hate when someone quotes a statistic like “If you placed all the straws Americans used each year end-to-end, they would go around the world 4 times. First of all, no one has any conception of how far that is, and secondly, no one cares.

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mis-matchedmemories:

if I’m remembering correctly, this is Sam’s face after brutally chopping Paris Hilton’s head off. 

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okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

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starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

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xlameprincessx:

"IT’S ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE!1111!!!!!1!"
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thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

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candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

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pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

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worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this

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stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

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