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baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

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parkingstrange:

coolblogr:

parkingstrange:

who wants a free hug from us??????

i rather hug a cactus

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iamturntechgodhead:

dominicsellie:

savioroftheherpingderp:

I cannot even handle Faygo.com right now.

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I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE THIS SHIT. AND THE SITE ITSELF IS EVEN BETTER. THERE IS A FAYGO RAP FOR CRYING FUCKSAKE

Dave Strider has taken over faygo

davegam irl

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queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

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urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

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memeking69:

baby: y…y..
mom: yeah?
baby: Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very
strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen
(he’s gonna catch em all cuz he’s danny phantom )
When it didnt quite work his
folks they just quit then Danny took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash
every thing just changed
his molecules got all rearranged
(phantom phantom)

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aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

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ask-lil-armin:

I bet when Eren can’t sleep he braids Armin’s hair. So poor Armin, who can sleep no matter what, wakes up with a braided, wavy tangled mess to deal with in the morning.  He gets mad for like, a second, but then he looks down at Eren sleeping soundly next to him and doesn’t mind so much. 

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daddyjared:

sam in purgatory | requested by jensensbulge

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

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swarnpert:

altaiyr:

wesley-crusher:

MISSION: find the exact slope of spock’s eyebrows

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mission complete

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nychnymph:

booooost:

nychnymph:

when boys stretch and their shirt lifts up and u see the tummy AND THE HAPPY TRAIL AND BOXERS
[FAINTS]

we know its happening
it makes us feel cute

good
please feel cute

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captainnex:

we-love-minecraft:

Mindcrack members (+Faces) http://ift.tt/WEAy5U

Guude and bdubs are questioning life meanwhile zisteau and pyro are giving answers

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